Tuesday, December 7, 2010

The Devil has a New Scheme

According to old legends, the Devil used to tempt violinists into selling their soul for the ability to play the violin with great skill.

The violinist Paganini was said to have not only sold his soul, but actually had the Devil stand beside him to direct his arm movements.


Paganini discovered that having the Devil on your side was exciting to women.


Not only is "Steve Jobs" another name for the Devil, but he now reveals his latest scheme to trap millions of souls in Hell. No more retail purchase of violinist souls one at a time, when iPads can be mass marketed.

It all gives Black Friday a new meaning.


God's only hope is that "Steve Jobs" has not suggested that owning an iPad will make men more attractive to women.
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2 comments:

  1. rashid1891December 8, 2010 at 7:25 AM

    God's only hope is that "Steve Jobs" has not suggested that owning an iPad will make men more attractive to women. I like it so much This is very good side Thanks MA

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  2. The North CoastDecember 10, 2010 at 1:41 AM

    Jobs and Apple sure hit the right nerve with the I-Pad. Aren't netbooks temptation enough? This diabolical little gizmo is enough to convert ME to Apple and induce me to break my vows of frugality.

    Thank God my credit cards are currently non-functional.

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